Dear "Please get me out of this job",
Alright, I’m going to keep this short, sweet, and a little weird.
Because let’s face it, normal is overrated, and you’re not here for “normal.”
You’re here because you’re about to make the most ridiculously smart decision of your professional life.
Yes, even smarter than that time you didn’t hit ‘reply all’ on that snarky email.
I digress, you're here on a mission to get out of the funk you call a "job" and into a career that is more rewarding, more fulfilling, and leaves you feeling awesome...Every. Single. Day.
I get it and I have a 100% free solution for you, but before I do - let's be honest.
I know what's going through your mind.
You’ve tried other “career-changing” tools before and were left in a puddle of confusion and disappointment.
But here’s where we do things differently.
My name is Mike Mandel and I want to give you something completely free that will change the way you carry yourself and interact in your everyday conversations.
Now, is what I'm about to offer you going to do that without any effort on your part?
Of course not - but that doesn't mean you can't learn what's inside.
In fact, that's what makes each of these hypnosis tools unique and powerful in their own right.
They give you complete control over your learning time and each training is accessible right from your pocket - either on your mobile device or from our Hypnotic Language Cards.
And anybody can learn the principles and hypnosis secrets you get inside each of the products on this page because we've made it easy to understand and the video trainings are in bite-sized, easy to digest videos.
I personally like to think our Hypnotic Language Cards are the Swiss Army knife of communication – versatile, easy to use, and surprisingly fun at parties.
And yes, I've attended some crazy parties with the Swiss Army.
Okay, so here's the deal:
You're probably sitting there, scrolling through this page on your [phone/computer/tablet], wondering if you should finally quit that job you've been complaining about since 2017.
Or maybe you're thinking about starting a new career but can't figure out which self-help book to ignore next.
The truth is, nobody knows what's best for you besides yourself, but the more you dream without action, the less you'll accomplish.
So instead of worrying about what not to do, let me make this easy for you.
That 100% free thing I was talking about earlier?
It's your ticket to a brand new life.
You'll discover a different way of thinking about not just conversations, but how you interact with others, how you think, and how your unconscious mind operates like a puppeteer pulling strings.
And it's 100% free. All you have to do is just pay for the shipping to get the cards to you.
No Way?
Yes Way!
“But wait,” you say, “isn’t hypnosis just for stage performers and people in movies?”
Nope!
It’s for anyone who wants to up their communication game and be more persuasive than Grandma holding a plate of homemade cookies...
Speaking of a plate of cookies, here is everything that's included in this ever-so-scrumptious bundle:
Ah, I'm glad you asked.
You see, we've got a great story - a story of a legendary tool called the Zebu cards.
Students of the persuasion arts coveted them, but they vanished into thin air, leaving a void.
So, we put on our creative thinking hats and crafted our very own Hypnotic Language Cards - a tribute to the legends and a beacon of opportunity for YOU.
These language cards, in truth, are MORE than a tribute.
They are a portal to the unconscious mind, and who knows where else!
These cards work so well, you might end up sounding like a combination of Yoda and Oprah, which is pretty cool.
All jokes aside, these cards are a full 52-card deck of real poker cards, but each card contains a hypnotic gem that'll leave you speechless.
🎩 Masterful Influence at Your Fingertips: With every card, you're getting a masterclass in persuasive language that puts you in control of any conversation or situation.
🧠 Tap into Hidden Persuasion Techniques: Uncover the secrets of hypnotic language used by the pros, giving you an unfair advantage in getting your message across.
🚀 Supercharge Your Communication: Elevate your words to a whole new level, leaving an indelible mark on everyone you interact with.
📦 Free with Shipping, Because We've Got You: We're not just sending you mind-expanding cards; we're delivering them right to your doorstep with no extra cost (just pay shipping)
⏰ Time-Efficient Learning: No need to slog through hours of content. Each card is a bite-sized burst of brilliance that fits seamlessly into your schedule and your pocket.
🌟 Designed for Results: Crafted with care, these cards are your personal arsenal for making an impact, whether it's in business, relationships, or everyday encounters.
💡 Innovation Born from Necessity: We've taken the best and made it even better. Our Hypnotic Language Cards pay homage to the legendary Zebu cards, ensuring you're equipped with the finest tools of influence.
🤯 Your Gateway to Extraordinary Communication: You're standing at the crossroads of mundane and exceptional. These cards offer you the express route to becoming a communication virtuoso.
Here's the bottom line - if you think about it, in many ways these cards aren't just cards; they're a revolution - a shortcut to speaking hypnotically wherever you go.
That means you're part of something big, but only if you snag a deck of these cards.
But this is just the tip of the iceberg because you also get -
Included with the cards is a full course on using them!
Yes, that is one-of-a-kind, grade-A, over-delivery you are smelling, which is much better than the alternative.
Yeah, we do that quite often. No we won't apologize.
The videos are bite-sized chunks of hypnotic mastery that teach you how to use the cards...
Also, you'll learn fun games and ways to easily remember the hypnosis principles and miniature lessons on each card.
🎥 Guidance in Your Pocket: We've crafted a video course that's your personal guide to wielding these cards like a true persuasion virtuoso. Say goodbye to guesswork – we're handing you the blueprint to internalize these concepts faster than you can say "mind-bending."
🧠 Unconscious Mastery, Unleashed: Ever felt the frustration of not even knowing what you don't know? We get it, and we've got your back. Our video course takes you from unconscious incompetence – not even knowing what you don’t know – to conscious incompetence – realizing what you don’t know (and that's probably you right now). But that's just the beginning...
🚗 Shift into Conscious Competence: Remember the first time you drove a stick shift car? You could do it, but it took real effort – that's conscious incompetence. Our course takes you there, helping you navigate the world of influence with deliberate skill.
🏎️ Cruise in Unconscious Competence: Now, picture driving, shifting gears, adjusting the stereo, all while laughing with friends – without breaking a sweat. That's unconscious competence, and our course is your vehicle to get there.
🎉 Games and Practice for Unstoppable Influence: We're not just leaving you with theory – we're equipping you with practical games and ideas that skyrocket your journey to unconscious skill. Why settle for average when you can be extraordinary?
...And Much, Much More!
Esteemed Hypno-friends, this isn't just a product; it's your key to unlocking a world where your words hold immense power.
A power so great, in fact, it could ONLY be used for good or evil.
The Hypnotic Language Cards and the accompanying video course are your ticket to persuasion excellence.
And if you are still wondering what else we have up your sleeve (yeah, you heard me) then look no further because you also get -
This is my tried and true Mastering Conversational Hypnosis course where I teach you my NUVI Method of Conversational Hypnosis.
NUVI stands for Nominalization Unspecified Verb Integration and it's more than an acronym; it's an unraveling of a mind-blowing secret that will change the way you communicate forever!
But that's just the tip of the iceberg.
🌪️ Enter the Realm of Hypnotic Never-Ending Sentences: Imagine sentences that grip attention and refuse to let go. That's what we call hypnotic never-ending sentences, and in this course, we're unveiling the exact framework to create these linguistic marvels.
🌟 Be the Composer of Trance Induction: People slip into trances unknowingly all the time. With the NUVI Method, you become the conductor of these trances, guiding minds toward positive outcomes and welcoming hypnotic suggestions that uplift and empower.
🚪 Clear the Path to Transformation: Let's face it – sometimes, we're our own biggest obstacles. The NUVI Method offers a roadmap to help individuals step out of their own way, paving the way for personal growth and positive change.
🚀 Elevate Your Influence Game: If you've already nailed a few hypnotic language patterns, get ready to ascend to the next level. With the NUVI Method, you're not just talking – you're commanding attention and shifting it using the magic of language.
🎉 Comprehensive, Because You Deserve the Best: This isn't just another course; it's your gateway to becoming a master influencer. We're handing you the keys to a realm where words shape worlds, and we're doing it all because you deserve nothing but the best.
...And Much, Much More!
With the NUVI Method, anything is possible - except superhuman flight.
You unlock that skill later only after acquiring the blackbelt of hypnosis. (kidding)
Okay, enough about possibilities, let's get to the facts.
You made it down the page this far.
And you learned how you are getting several different ways of upgrading your everyday conversations, like this course (my NUVI Method), the Hypnotic Language Cards, and the accompanying Hypnotic Language Cards course.
And I guarantee these trainings give you ridiculously easy ways to sound more confident, be more persuasive, and add new hypnotic wizardy to use whenever you need it.
You might even start a new career.
Those are the facts.
What's aren't the facts?
Having to pay the same price as an ambulance ride in the US for high quality hypnosis training.
It's ridiculous.
That's why I'm giving you them all for free, just pay the shipping to get the cards to you.
That isn't all though!
If you are looking to also help yourself along the way, well we've got you covered!
You also get -
Hold onto your cognitive gears, because I'm about to introduce you to the holy grail of cognitive transformation – the Brain Software Course.
But here's the kicker: this isn't your typical hypnosis gig.
No, no, no.
This is a symphony of cognition that I orchestrated and performed in front of Universities, Fortune 500 companies, and one of the biggest hypnosis conferences in the world, Hypnothoughts Live.
Now, let's dive into the marvelous world of Brain Software, where cognition meets innovation -
🧠 Not Just Hypnosis – It's Brain Empowerment: Buckle up, because Brain Software isn't your typical hypnosis spiel. It's about crafting new pathways in your gray matter, and let me tell you, this stuff is so potent, it used to be a keynote sensation that had corporations shelling out thousands of dollars to hear me give it.
🎙️ From Keynote to Podcast: Ever heard of a keynote so mind-blowing it inspired a podcast? Well, that's Brain Software for you. Our podcast, running strong since 2012, was so deeply influenced by the brilliance of this keynote that we named it after the very source of our inspiration.
🚀 Unlock Better Everything: Let's get down to brass tacks. Brain Software isn't just a bunch of fancy words; it's your master key to better living. Imagine rewiring your thoughts to unlock better relationships, peak performance, exceptional communication, and a reservoir of happiness.
📊 Proven, Tested, and Loved: This isn't theoretical babble – it's two and a half decades of tangible results. Mike Mandel didn't just deliver this keynote once; he was rehired, referred, and revered for it. If it wasn't a game-changer, he wouldn't have rocked the corporate world for 25 years.
🎥 The Ultimate Brain Hack in a Video Course: Hold onto your seat – we've distilled the essence of this powerhouse presentation into a full-blown video course. Yeah, you read that right. The most pivotal bits of Brain Software, captured in a visual feast that's accessible whenever you need it.
💡 The Hypnotic Connection: Wondering where hypnosis comes into play? It's all about knowing what to say to people – it's the bridge between unlocking the power of your mind and actually putting it into action. Think of it like having an unlimited airline ticket; without a destination, it's just paper.
...And Much, Much More!
Brain Software isn't about fleeting techniques; it's about discovering new skills and strengthening parts of your unconscious mind.
Your ticket to life of possibility is here – grab it now and soar to new heights.
Unless you are scared of flying, then there's nothing we can do about it.
Although, I've heard hypnosis is great for overcoming fears.
Maybe you should see a hypnotist?
OH WAIT
That's me!
Because your dreams are waiting, and let's face it, watching another series on Netflix isn't getting you any closer to them.
Well, we believe in over-delivering. Plus, we forgot to consult our accountant before setting the price. Sorry (not sorry), Vanessa.
The bad news is, this offer has a timer on it. And no, it's not a hypnotic trick. Once the clock hits zero, this deal is gone, and you'll be back to having just 'average' conversations at your boring office job.
But seriously, the catch is that you get absolutely all 4 of these amazing products for FREE and all you have to do is pay for the shipping to get the language cards to you.
These cards are so easy to use, they come with a "No Boredom Guarantee". If you find yourself bored, I promise you'll at least have fun playing with the box. If even just paying for shipping is too much of a hassle, this deal ain't for you.
Just when you thought this deal couldn’t get any better, we’re throwing in a Mystery Bonus!
Yes, you read that right.
It’s a surprise, it’s secretive, and it’s specially designed to make your office neighbors green with envy (in a good way, of course).
What is it, you ask? Ah, that would ruin the fun!
Let’s just say it’s like finding an extra fry at the bottom of your takeout bag.
A delightful surprise that perfectly complements your Hypnotic Language feast.
This mystery bonus is our way of saying “thanks” for being adventurous enough to take your communication skills to a level that would make even the most eloquent poets go, “Wow, I wish I’d thought of that.”
So, buckle up, order this bundle, and prepare to be pleasantly surprised.
Because who doesn’t love a good mystery, especially when it’s bundled with a surefire way to boost your career?
Like I said ...there's no catch.
As soon as you order, you get instant access to everything and we'll ship your cards directly to you.
HOWEVER ... this offer won’t last forever.
It’s like a comet: magnificent, rare, and won’t hang around for you to get your camera.
When the timer on the page hits "zero," the page will expire.
So what's it going to be?
If you're ready to stop being the person who brings donuts to the office just to be liked (we've all been there) and start being the person who influences, persuades, and captivates (while still enjoying donuts, of course), then these cards are for you.
Act on this now or spend eternity wondering “what if…”
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